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- My dude: You're hilarious in ALMOST everything I see that you're in. I'm totally hyped over D3 and wish you all the best when it releases next week. But on the real, with all the Deadpool product that I've been buying in preparation for the film, I deserve a producer credit or something. A f*cking shout-out would suffice, I suppose. I got a feeling that I'm promoting your movie more than you are, but whatever. Even a phone call to my daughter in her birthday (the 22nd of July) would be okay too, I guess, but she's not a fan of yours like I am. I'd just tell her that you're that dude from that "If" movie and she would be happy. (She loved that movie, by the way, so no pressure.) Anyway, can't wait for your ass to be handed to you in by Wolverine in D3...and a love scene between the two of you, but that's a story for another convo. Wishing you all the best. Love, Your Chimichanga-Loving Fan. P.S. Hi, Blake. P.S.S. Did you have enough funds to put Celine on this soundtrack too? Her voice always seems to drown out your whining.
- Am i delulu or was that a ts reference ( "a brought a knife to a gunfight" in call it what you want)